Not sure of the original source of this but got it today from Dr. Robert Anderson, my dean at University of South Florida.
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Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathered
them around him, and taught them saying:
Blessed
are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven,
Blessed
are the meek,
Blessed
are they that mourn,
Blessed
are the merciful,
Blessed
are those who thirst for justice,
Blessed
are you when persecuted,
Blessed
are you when you suffer,
Be
glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven.
Then Simon Peter said,
“Do we have
to write this down?”
And Andrew said,
“Are we supposed
to know this?”
And James said,
“Will we
have a test on this?”
And Phillip said,
“I don’t
have any paper.”
And Bartholomew said,
“Do we have
to turn this in?”
And John said,
“The other
disciples didn’t have to learn this.”
And Matthew said,
“Can I go
to the boy’s room?”
And Judas said,
“What does
this have to do with real life?”
Then, one of the Pharisees asked to see one of Jesus’ lesson
plans and inquired of Jesus.
“Where are
your intended learning outcomes?”
And Jesus wept.